France in May 2025

We can tell you that France in May is jolly cold. Actually colder even than that

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A weird, wonky, rusty hotel in Rioja. The padre must have got the night here really cheaply. We sometimes despair of their taste We were not sure why this bucolic rural village was plagued with sexist aggression (we are not sure what that is ) But they did have decent puddings, and for once the madre let us have a pudding On to Dordogne and Auntie Gaynor and Uncle Victor
Uncle Victor was amazed at the help that we gave him .. ..on the finer points of cooking. He learnt a lot from us. A quiet glass of Champagne with the madre ..and some serious slap up meals to round off each day
Then off to Burgundy for a really poncy hotel. Even Eduardo would have thought this poncy Not the sort of place we could put our paws up on the furniture Funny people the French. They built lots of these sorts of ,, ..chateaux, then chopped off the heads of the owners
We spotted a Michelin Inspector in the restaurant. That's him over in the far corner behind Pembroke His presence seems to cause panic to Herbert, the hotel Director, who was on duty We toured round the Burgundy countryside to visit and old abbey, ..which actually still had its roof on. The places the padres usually visit are just piles of old stones
They tried to find us some smelly cheese, and happily failed. And luckily found us a couple of decent ice creams instead We stopped at a up market chateau to buy some wine. The cellar was really dark, dank, and scary
But the padre bought a few bottles of their plonk After Burgundy, a stop for the night in Northern Spain It was a snug, sort of cave like room  
..with a swimming pool just outside our door The restaurant was apparently named after us ..and we got into some serious eating. From here back to Moraira the next morning.

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